Scoochie Boochie Iii. Nugget Creek Скачать

Scoochie stared at the water
He remembered that day at Nugget Creek, spring of 49
All right, we all worked together to find this gold
So we're splitting it evenly
Now step up and claim your portion
Shit Willy?
That'd be me
Dusty Scrugglers?
Hyup
Yukon Ron?
Ding Dong
P.T. Belchum?
Burp
Cowboy Baby?
Waaah-haw
The Scourge?
How come nobody likes me?
Old Snake Pants?
SSSSNAKE PANTSSS
And Diva are you?
(Big time vocals)
There she is
Thin Tony?
I've got secrets
Ms. Mary Debney?
Well aren't you cuter than a frog with botox?
Little Petri?
Bleh
Domingo de la Playa Apestosa?
Roll the dice
The prospectors started fighting immediately
Scoochie was shoved backwards and landed in a giant muddy clawprint
He looked up and saw not the roof of the Goon Salloon
But a prehistoric canopy
An empty bag of really great cheps
Blew up and smacked Scoochie in the face
This is no primordial jungle
This is, post-mordial